For those unfamiliar with my work, or lack thereof, UFAQs are the small footnotes that accompany each of my blog posts that each detail an important aspect of my personality. On this page I have collected all of these nuggets of wisdom so that any readers may gain a better understanding of the mind behind the reviews.
UFAQs
Friday, 5 October 2018
Q. Is this review sponsored by any companies?A. I'm shocked that you think that I wouldn't make Sure you knew from the outset of the review whether it was sponsored or not. I'm so angry that I'll only let you Axe me one more question so long as you never mention brand deals again. Knorr shall you bother any companies that you may suspect sponsor me. Unilever.*
Q. What is the most egregious act of animal on animal bullying that you have ever witnessed and where did it occur?
A. Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
*Disclaimer: I am not actually sponsored by Unilever. Knorr anyone else.
Saturday, 29 September 2018
Q- What's your favourite colour?
A- H.144, S.144, L.255
Q- How does your scoring system work?
A- I choose a random number from 1-20, 1 being unbridled hatred and 20 being unrequited love. I then cut that number down into 4 new random numbers who's sum equals my original number and voila. Some people just like numerical stimuli in reviews.
Monday, 27 August 2018
Q- When will the quality of your illustrations improve?
A- I believe the phrase in these situations goes along the following lines; You can't polish a turd.
Q- If you could be any celebrity for the day who would you be?
A- John Malkovich.
Monday, 20 August 2018
Q. Have you ever cried at a film?
A. Yes, The Seventh Son was a challenging viewing experience for both me and my childhood.
A. Yes, The Seventh Son was a challenging viewing experience for both me and my childhood.
Q. Who is your favourite god?
A. Cardea - Goddess of thresholds and door hinges. This woman had her
priorities on straight.
Thursday, 9 August 2018
Q: Is 'filmscape' even a word?A: Ah, a fine question! I wrestled with this conundrum for many a moon until I googled it and turns out it's a Malaysian production company. So yes, it's a proper noun!
Q: So doesn't that just mean that, in the context you used it at least, it's a nonce word?
A: You're the nonce, shut up.
Saturday, 20 January 2018
Q: What is your favourite species of cacti?A: I personally enjoy the Echinocactus Platyacanthus due to their variety of uses in traditional sweet production and weaving.
Q: What foot size are you?
A: 6' 1"
Friday, 22 September 2017
Q- What is the thickness of your ideal writing paper?A- It has changed over time, currently it is 80gsm however I did go through a rather embarrassing stage in my teen years in which I would only write on 100gsm paper.
Q- Did you copy and paste Bill Skarsgård's name every time you used it in this review because you couldn't figure out how to get the 'å' symbol?
A- Yes.
Tuesday, 8 August 2017
A- I am a personal fan of the classic 'yrgyz' cluster due to its wide variety of uses.
Q - In your opinion is there anything worse than a clown?
A - Yes, a marionette dressed as a clown in a potholing crevasse.
Sunday, 9 April 2017
A- I once stole a bag of frozen peas from a local supermarket when I was a toddler, so I suppose you could say I'm a well rounded criminal.
Q- Why haven't you referred to wet socks in this review?
A- I just did.....................................↑
Friday, 17 March 2017
Q- Why did you decide to make a blog?A- This blog has come to be due to both my passion for criticizing other people's hard work and my severe lack of things to do in my free time.
Q- Why is your username 'the39thhour'?
A- There's a song by a bloke called Deadmau5 called The 16th Hour and I thought to myself, 'I wonder what happens if I multiply that by 2 and add 7. 
No comments:
Post a Comment